Faded. Dirty. Bird Shit. Old looking.
Other than that, it’s perfectly fine and in good condition.
CLEAN IT FIRST — VERY WELL
Break out the acrylic paint, glitter glue, Martha Stewart metallic craft paint and brushes.
Put on DVD set of Las Vegas in craft room, grab a yummy coffee from the kitchen, sit down.
Faded. No Bird Shit though…
“Oooooo”, say it, you can say it, the Cuisinart tea kettle is awesome.
Just bring Honeymoon Viognier from Trader Joe’s for meeeeeee.
Never forget the feet ∇∇∇∇
I hope you enjoyed, now go do something crafty, you’ll like it, I promise.